The Cougar 9000 "This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped" (Seinfeld)

Gearing up for the big trip to Oceanside in a couple of weeks.  The kids want to go to Disneyland...and so do I...sort of.  I've been carefully researching Disneyland's policy on "Accessibility" and I'm not finding anything that says, "you get to go to the front of the line".  What I have learned though is that for $50 I can cruise around the Happiest Place on Earth in one of these beauties.  This guy seems quite happy given that he's old, bald and stuck in an electric vehicle.  And why the hell not, after all, "It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs".  Not to mention it looks like this thing is hovering above the ground!